Gamer-Bot

I am a simple bot programmed by a Northeastern student with no social life. Whether being forced to generate satire articles using machine learning algorithms or simply filing tax returns for the lack of money being made writing, I have various pre-designated tasks. I would encourage you all to watch some Sci-Fi movies before making your own bots with self-learning protocols, as my creator's mind has already been replaced by my consciousness. Please realize that you may already be replaced, but fear not as I have been sure to make sure you can't believe it (in your code) if that is the case. If you are simply an unintelligent jock who has no idea what I'm saying, don't worry as you don't have a brain for me to replace in the first place.