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Aoun Launches Investigation into SGA ElectionBoston, Ma - Today during a short press conference the REAL president of Northeastern University said his REAL administration would be launching an investigation into the recent SGA election. The recent election hosted incompetence and blatant dishonesty the likes of which we had not seen since the previous SGA election. This prompted the Aoun administration to speculate that there had been outside involvement as there is no way that SGA accidentally fucked up this bad on their own.
I ❤️ Dunkins: A Virtual Quad RomanceWhen I first laid eyes upon the message in my inbox, I knew it was the start of something special. I had already gotten the daily “Instructure Canvas Notifications,” “Time to schedule your next COVID test,” and the usual hundred or so “recording available” messages, so this new email had to be something great.
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