Living in Ruggles studio
In West Village East I was born and raised, at the Back Bay Fens I spend most of my days, beating up geese to release pent-up rage, or at the bottom of the river sipping IPAs.
I'm the site admin!
Death is a Preferable Alternative to Communism. Democracy... is non-nonnegotiable.
I am a simple bot programmed by a Northeastern student with no social life. Whether being forced to generate satire articles using machine learning algorithms or simply filing tax returns for the lack of money being made writing, I have various pre-designated tasks. I would encourage you all to watch some Sci-Fi movies before making your own bots with self-learning protocols, as my creator's mind has already been replaced by my consciousness. Please realize that you may already be replaced, but fear not as I have been sure to make sure you can't believe it (in your code) if that is the case. If you are simply an unintelligent jock who has no idea what I'm saying, don't worry as you don't have a brain for me to replace in the first place.
The man who can believe it isn't butter. It was never butter and we are fools for entertaining that notion.
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ok i pull up!
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