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Death is a Preferable Alternative to Communism. Democracy... is non-nonnegotiable.
Northeastern Expels Thousands of Students After Racial Literacy Deadline PassesThousands of Northeastern students woke up on Friday morning to discover that they had been expelled from the university after failing to complete the critical racial literacy training mandated by the University. The training, which was left uncompleted by thousands of students despite a generous completion period, would have solved the problem of racial bias and discrimination at Northeastern.
Northeastern Announces Transition From Outlook To Mixture of Yahoo, AOL, Clash of Clans Clan Chat At an impromptu press conference this Thursday, Northeastern announced that they will be repositioning Northeastern’s email provider from Microsoft Outlook to a mixture of Yahoo, AOL, and Clash of Clans clan chat.
Seconds After Teaching Final Online Class Northeastern Professor Figures Out How to Use ZoomProfessor Jim Hayden was waving goodbye to his students during the last zoom class of the semester when suddenly everything clicked. What once were totally unintuitive and incomprehensible symbols suddenly had clear and distinct meanings.
Cyber-Attack Shuts Down Linkedin: D'Amore McKim Professors Unsure What To Teach"I didn’t drive two separate corporations to bankruptcy without learning how to think on my feet. I quickly adjusted the lesson header and taught an impromptu class titled ‘Hiding your Third Divorce from the Board of Directors’."
Our Last SAIL Article I Swear Please Stop Yelling At Me Mom “What about all of the other Referendum that promised students money and went nowhere?” Some say we’re using the referendum process as a circus to show off naive demands backed by an untenable negotiating position, that our performative politics diminish the legitimacy and standing of student government. I say that Trotsky fell during an ice-climbing expedition in Mexico.
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