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Live Update

5 Ways to Incorporate Your ACT Score Into Your Daily Interactions For those of you who are unfamiliar (or took the term “test-optional” a bit too literally), the ACT is a test that is distributed to high schoolers, by some company, that tests something. It is the definitive measure of a person’s intelligence and value to society.

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Boston

Breaking: Annual Husky Hunt Too Successful, None Left To Be Found This year reported a record amount of huskies hunted, with a staggering average of 60 kills for each of the fifty teams. The winning team reached a record total of 93 pelts collected, nearly doubling the record from previous Hunts.

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Construction

Life In The Panopticon: Tales From Victims Of The Northeastern University Instagram Account All of Northeastern’s hired photographers have been specially trained in stealth photography and Brazilian jiu jitsu, ensuring that they remain out of sight while they work their magic.

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Investigation

I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream: A Candid Interview With The Shillman Hall Dunkin’ Donuts I write to you from the dimly lit chamber known as the Shillman Hall seating area. In the distance, a “Dunkin Donuts” sign flickers and hums, casting an orange glow through the derelict space.

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Geese

Ten Ways to Embody The Joker in your Intro to Philosophy Class Keep your loved ones and those around you in a state of suspended terror.

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Sports

Investigation

OP-ED: Why Matthews Arena Needs a Kiss Cam I am tired of playing the puck shuffle game. I am tired of the wacky trivia. If Matthews Arena can play the Among Us sound during hockey games, then clearly we are living in a lawless hellscape. So what is stopping us from reaching our true potential, and what is that potential, exactly? That potential is four words: Matthews Arena Kiss Cam.

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Student Life

Politics

“Introduction to Logic” class has no mention of the biracial rapper’s most notable albums The Husky Husky’s team of obedient servants have reached out to Logic, known intimately as Sir Robert Bryson Hall II, as well as Childish Gambino to comment, but have not yet received a response.

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Student Life

New Jersey Student Union Outraged Over Lack of Italian Representation in New Mario Movie Fans were baffled as America’s sweetheart Shigeru Miyamoto revealed the cast for the upcoming Mario movie, a collaboration with Illumination Studios projected to be released on “Holiday 2022,” which reasonable fans can only assume means Valentine’s Day.

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