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Final Death Toll for No Nut November Surpasses 243The rising dawn of December 1st will bring with it the end to a barren time. After a hard month of withdrawal from onlyfans, e-girls, and simpery, boys and men alike can bask in the glory of their retained virility. The risk for some, however, proved to be too great. At time of publication, 243 fellow soldiers have lost their spunk. Some local students have begun to question whether the cost was worth it.
Spring Co-ops Reflect on Another Semester Down the DrainYou know what time of year it is. That’s right, co-op reflection time, baby! Two months have passed since Northeastern exiled the entire student body from the Boston campus and, in that time, spring-cycle co-ops have had a lot to reflect on. The Husky Husky has taken to the streets to ask students: “What are your takeaways?”
Op-ed The Tragedy of Modern Pirate MediaPirates lived lives full of untold wonder. They spent their time exploring the seas, and raiding those unfortunate enough to cross their path for the chance at glory and riches. But I guess you wouldn’t know anything about that. Because apparently, you’re too fucking good for pirates, huh?
Northeastern Students Virtually Queue for Sandwiches in Effort to Recreate Campus ExperienceFollowing an abrupt evacuation of campus and the subsequent closure of most facilities, Northeastern students quickly found themselves at a loss. The whimsically named sandwiches that had previously fed their barely-functioning living habits were now nowhere in sight...
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