Boston, MA - The Husky Husky requires a constant supply of fresh meat, primarily attracting new writers through Reddit and blackmail. This method leads to a very low retention rate, usually due to disappearances after writing strikes.
A private investigation into the Husky Husky has reported a writer who, despite having joined over a month ago, has yet to write anything. The average Husky Husky writer starts off with writing an article every 2 weeks, but is quickly whipped into shape as high-efficiency, low-quality, maximum-quantity content producers.
In a strange turn of events, one writer slipped under the radar. They won’t write an article. It has been weeks, and not even a draft. The so-called-writer, who shall remain anonymous, agreed to an interview to boast about how they have managed to not write an article for all this time despite being under AounLover69's brutal rule and stringent deadlines.
INTERVIEWER: So why did you join The Husky Husky?
“Writer”: Same old story, naive Northeastern student sees an article on Reddit, thinks it’s funny and wants to help write. They reach out to AounLover69 who proceeds to lure them in and then lock them under his control through blackmail and family kidnappings.
INTERVIEWER: *laughs* Yes, that pretty much sums it up. You’ve had a more successful writing career here than many who came and went. Despite tighter regulations and a stricter quota, you haven’t produced anything. Can you talk about how you’ve managed to stay ahead of the curve and continue your non-production?
“Writer”: Well, AounLover69 typically starts off by starving and whipping you (and not in the kinky way) with that stupid whip of his. He checks your production record and if he notices a drop in quantity, he whips ya. My method’s quite simple, really. Can’t check my production record if I never produce anything. Plus it’s hard to effectively punish a person when they get aroused by a whip. He’ll also threaten your family, which he has chained and locked away in his bunker somewhere. Little does he know, my family’s been dead to me for years.
INTERVIEWER: So how have you managed to not write any articles?
“Writer”: I’m brainstorming. The creative process takes time, and genius can’t be rushed. Meanwhile, I contribute by occasionally editing some articles and shitposting in the discord. I promise there’s an article coming soon. Like, sometime within the next decade soon. Unless I figure out how to pick that dumb padlock on the door.
They declined to comment on how they’ve managed to survive without receiving the rations that are only issued to writers upon publication of an article. Given our working conditions, I suspect rats and rainwater.
Upon sending a draft of this article to AounLover69 for editing, the aforementioned writer was swiftly apprehended by the secret police. Word amongst the writer barracks is that their eyes are being forced to focus on an empty Google Doc until they’ve completed an article. The Husky Husky does not tolerate slackers.
