Boston, MA ‒ Julius Castor was never one for school. His Father’s Sister’s best friend’s mom was only barely willing to endorse him, so it was a miracle he got into Northeastern to begin with. Now as a 5th year Finance and Economics major, Julius felt ready to face the true test Northeastern provides. Getting a Co-op.
But alas, Julius didn’t know anyone in the field. All of the connections he had made from his years at this prestigious university had broken it off with him citing an “unnerving arrogance” that made them feel like they were “being recruited”.
Julius didn’t need any of those people though. He always knew he was much smarter than average and there were simple ways to make money that no one else has thought of!
With some blood, sweat, and 20 minutes of googling Julius had already figured it all out. He needed to carve out an unfilled niche. Just like that economist said that one time.
As it so happens, getting students their proper co-ops was, in his mind, an unfulfilled niche! All he had to do was find someone a vaguely passable co-op and then be willing to pay him. With all the time his new client would save from searching co-ops, they could assist someone else. Of course, the students who would assist in helping others would get a cut as well, but not as large as his.
Julius explained this to the Husky Husky in marvellous detail and some of us were tempted by the prospect, as we also do not have spring co-ops yet. “I’m tellin ya, we can all put this on our resume and get some sick cash flow to boot.” He said, eyes gleaming with wondrous and compelling joy.
Not all of us have joined in Castor’s vertical business model yet, but we will update you as our younger members inform us of their success.
